MOD Closes UFO Unit

December 4th, 2009

The Ministry of Defence has staffed a desk to deal with UFO reports for the last fifty years – the real-life X-Files.

It’s now been closed, because it has not “revealed any evidence of a potential threat to the United Kingdom”.

I suppose that means we can expect the invasion by Christmas.

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One Response to MOD Closes UFO Unit


  1. Blue Tyson said, on

    If the aliens had a sense of humour, they could invade when your Doctor Who xmas special was on.

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