Dolphins Are People Too

January 7th, 2010

“Dolphins have been declared the world’s second most intelligent creatures after humans, with scientists suggesting they are so bright that they should be treated as “non-human persons”.”

About time, too.

They can perform quite complex tasks effectively. Unlike Hoon and Hewitt.

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5 Responses to Dolphins Are People Too


  1. disrepdog said, on January 7th, 2010 at 11:59 am:

    Ha! Very true

  2. Sam Beaven said, on January 7th, 2010 at 12:07 pm:

    They’d probably make much better MPs as well. Even if they just ate fish all day, at least their expense claims would be easier to deal with.

  3. Dawfydd said, on January 7th, 2010 at 3:12 pm:

    And far more believable ;p

  4. hampshireflyer said, on January 7th, 2010 at 8:31 pm:

    And the sound of Prime Minister’s Questions would be a lot more soothing.

  5. clive whitelock said, on January 9th, 2010 at 1:44 pm:

    I believe most animals, if given the chance, will display high levels of intelligence. If we weren’t all too busy eating them, abusing them or generally treating them like shit, perhaps this would be more obvious to the average dolt.

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